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Two and a Half Men

Season 9

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Air dateSep 19, 2011
Episodes24

Episodes

  1. 1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Sep 19, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 4.9
  2. 2. People Who Love Peepholes Sep 26, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
  3. 3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food Oct 3, 2011 · 20 min · ★ 5.2
  4. 4. Nine Magic Fingers Oct 10, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 4.9
  5. 5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Oct 17, 2011 · 20 min · ★ 5.4
  6. 6. The Squat and Hover Oct 24, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
  7. 7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Oct 31, 2011 · 19 min · ★ 5.4
  8. 8. Thank You for the Intercourse Nov 7, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 5.8
  9. 9. Frodo's Headshots Nov 14, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 6.0
  10. 10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Nov 21, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
  11. 11. What a Lovely Landing Strip Dec 5, 2011 · 20 min · ★ 5.5
  12. 12. One False Move, Zimbabwe! Dec 12, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
  13. 13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jan 2, 2012 · 20 min · ★ 5.2
  14. 14. A Possum on Chemo Jan 16, 2012 · 20 min · ★ 5.5
  15. 15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Feb 6, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
  16. 16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Feb 13, 2012 · 20 min · ★ 5.8
  17. 17. Not in My Mouth! Feb 20, 2012 · 19 min · ★ 4.4
  18. 18. The War Against Gingivitis Feb 27, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
  19. 19. Palmdale, Ech Mar 19, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 4.9
  20. 20. Grandma's Pie Apr 9, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 4.7
  21. 21. Mr. Hose Says "Yes" Apr 16, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 5.8
  22. 22. Why We Gave Up Women Apr 30, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 6.0
  23. 23. The Straw in My Donut Hole May 7, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 5.2
  24. 24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May 14, 2012 · 21 min · ★ 5.8