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Two and a Half Men

Season 1

Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

Air dateSep 22, 2003
Episodes24

Episodes

  1. 1. Pilot Sep 22, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 6.7
  2. 2. Big Flappy Bastards Sep 29, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
  3. 3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Oct 6, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
  4. 4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Oct 13, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.4
  5. 5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Oct 20, 2003 · 19 min · ★ 7.2
  6. 6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Oct 27, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 6.7
  7. 7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Nov 3, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.7
  8. 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Nov 10, 2003 · 19 min · ★ 7.2
  9. 9. Phase One, Complete Nov 17, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 6.8
  10. 10. Merry Thanksgiving Nov 24, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.0
  11. 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Dec 15, 2003 · 20 min · ★ 6.8
  12. 12. Camel Filters and Pheromones Jan 5, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 7.0
  13. 13. Sarah Like Puny Alan Jan 12, 2004 · 20 min · ★ 6.6
  14. 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas Feb 2, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.7
  15. 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Feb 9, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.8
  16. 16. That Was Saliva, Alan Feb 16, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.9
  17. 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Feb 23, 2004 · 20 min · ★ 7.2
  18. 18. An Old Flame with a New Wick Mar 1, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 7.0
  19. 19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Mar 22, 2004 · 19 min · ★ 7.1
  20. 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr 19, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.9
  21. 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing May 3, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.9
  22. 22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet May 10, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.7
  23. 23. Just Like Buffalo May 17, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 7.3
  24. 24. Can You Feel My Finger? May 24, 2004 · 21 min · ★ 6.9